A South Bend, Indiana day spa owner had her business destroyed by a hammer-wielding drunk kid with a hunger only processed meat in a pocket could squash.
Cops responded to a burglar alarm at Therapeutic Indulgence around 9:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. They arrived to find 19-year-old Brian McCurren of Maineville, Ohio passed out on the second floor of the business.
WSBT explains how half-drunk Hulk caused so much damage:
Officers say McCurren tried to make his way into the business late Saturday night or early Sunday. He tried several ways to break in, but ultimately used a 100-pound flower pot to break through the front door, according to police. Once inside a breezeway, McCurren allegedly found a hammer and dug his way through the drywall into the main building.
McCurren sprayed a fire extinguisher in four different rooms inside the building and busted a ton of Furniture and lamps. Finally, Hulk hungry. Hulk drop hammer, go make snack.
In the second floor kitchen, police found McCurren had warmed up several Hot Pockets in a microwave and also had macaroni and cheese cooking in the oven. He was found with several Drumsticks in his possession. This sounds like the greatest day spa ever.
To make matters worse, McCurren woke up and was pretty much a dick about the whole situation. When asked by cops if he was “on some type of drugs” McCurren replied “I sure hope so.”
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