Here at KUNN -- the Kate Upton News Network -- we take great pride in broadcasting Kate Upton's very best work. But her latest video for CR Fashion Book -- the newest things she's done in a few weeks -- is just plain... weird. It features Ms. Upton in a peaceful meadow along with a collage of adorable puppies, bunnies, ducklings, goats, and babies. But what we really need to focus on is the random dude dressed in a unicorn costume. Um, what the f*ck?! Who is he? What does he symbolize? Why is he ruining precious, precious Kate Upton screentime? Did they just pull some NYU Theater School weirdo in a unicorn costume off St. Marks and say "Hey, let's pay you a couple hundred bucks to roll around in a pasture with Kate Upton for the day and call it work!" Man, f*ck that guy.
If anyone can try to explain what's going on here, you're welcome to do so in the comments. Relevant: