Here's your daily dose of wow, I forgot how much the world must've sucked before the internet. 

In one the stranger somewhat erotic videos you'll ever see, this is a nice what our 1990 versions envisioned adult film on an internet. I think we can all say we're glad we don't live in this odd, odd, alternate reality, though they definitely got a few things right. See, the creepy dude at the end. What a way to occupy your dreary Monday. 

[H/T: Guyism]