Crap. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a long and TOTALLY NOT CREEPY post on how Jennifer Lawrence had become my—and everyone's—dream girl. Her lead in that category was unassailable at the time. Just rewatch this video. However.... Is Olivia Wilde sneaking back into the lead? She's always seemed funny. Her attractiveness should go without saying. And on "Leno" last night, she showed that she's incredibly good at trolling Justin Bieber fans. I'm... I'm smitten.

Damn you, Sudeikis.