Last night Alison Brie went on Conan to discuss her hot, steamy college days at the California Institute of the Arts. She described the school as a "clothing optional," "except in the cafeteria." Apparently the actress used to go for naked jogs around the campus. I repeat: Internet dream babe ALISON BRIE used to job naked around campus. Here's what you need to know about Alison Brie's college days: Lots of "girl-on-girl action" and "crazy threesome with the afros and whips" and not wearing clothes, as she describes to Conan. No wonder the Internet loves her so much.
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