When you deal with as much manufactured Internet insanity as we do on a day-to-day basis, there are times when you just want to bang your head against your wall, log out of Twitter, light up a joint, and go for a long fresh-air stroll. This is one of those online marketing ploys that so f*cking insane that it's actually achieving it's main objective: Getting brand recognition by getting people to watch it out of some weird, twisted fascation. Bravo, Kia. You won the Internet today.

Adriana Lima is actually going to be in Kia's Super Bowl spot on Sunday. But, to get everyone pumped, they dropped this five freakin' long hour video of Adriana waving a checkered flag on a race track, in super, super, super Slo-Mo. In their own words:

It's hard to get enough of Adriana. But, thanks to the miracle of the Internet, we're able to bring you 5 hours of the finest flag-waving the world has ever seen.

The only bummer? It's not in 1080p. But I guess this still classifies as a "mircle," alright. Watch it a weap (...about losing five hours of your life). This one's a little more straight to the point:

H/T: Hot Clicks