Dudes waving American flags and chicks in bikinis masquerading around Panama City Beach like a bunch of floozies all for the sake of breaking a world record, that's how 'Merica does it! I have to admit, I love seeing records fall, especially an unattainable one such as this. 450 brave women, willing to march on the beach in bikinis to shatter the old record of 357. Way to go girls! Such a proud moment for us all.

Speaking of the 450 girls, what are the odds any of them leave Panama City without having unprotected relations with multiple partners? 1,000,000 to 1 seems about right, no?

via: Bob's Blitz