The Top Ten Rebound Chicks that Derek Jeter Should Date

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The Top Ten Rebound Chicks that Derek Jeter Should Date

by Ted Williams Head on August 26, 2011 at 3:00pm -

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Derek Jeter is back on the market after he and Minka Kelly broke up. Now women from Bangor, Maine to Tuc*mcari, New Mexico think they've got a shot at getting in Jeter's jockstrap. Well news flash ladies, Derek Jeter doesn't date sloppy nobodies. Jeter prefers stunning celebrities, especially actresses, and he favors dark-haired beauties with a healthy tan. Jeter has dated sexy woman such as; Jessica Alba, Vida Guerra, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Gabrielle Union, Mariah Carey, and Adriana Lima. That's quite an impressive resume for an entire baseball roster let alone one player. Well now that Jeter is back to banging the finest pieces of ass, we examine some possible rebound chicks that he can "date."
Emmanuelle Chriqui

Actress - Check. Nice Tan - Check. Ridiculously Hot - Check.
Eva Longoria

The "Desperate Housewife" is looking for a good time after her husband, Spurs guard Tony Parker cheated on her with a former teammate's wife. The sex is always the best between two people who were cooped up in long-term relationships that fizzled.
Rihanna

Rihanna is fresh off a relationship with Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp so she likes her men in tight baseball pants. Rihanna has been in a crazy party mood since being single and if Jeter knew what was good for him, he'd be heading to Barbados to find the sultry singer. The only problem I see is when people say "Rihanna's boyfriend is the hit king," there would be much confusion if they were speaking of Jeter or Chris Brown.
Mila Kunis

Mila is an adorably hot television actress in the same vein as Minka Kelly. This Ukrainian is fun and she's down to be a "friend with benefits."
Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana sprung into stardom after being the sexy alien in the blockbuster movie "Avatar." Who wouldn't want some freaky alien sex with Zoe?
Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock is America's sweetheart especially after her cheating husband Jesse James was exposed. If Derek wants to go the cougar route, I would totally recommend Bullock. At 47, she's still got it.
Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde is a double threat, the model/actress has a banging body and is now single and ready to mingle after her divorce from Tao Ruspoli, her Italian filmmaker husband of eight years.
Ciara

The sexy songstress has dated Amar'e Stoudemire, so she's shown that she is not afraid to date a big time NYC sports star.
Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton is the world's most eligible bachelorette now that she's part of the Royal Family. The union makes sense because Jeter plays for baseball royalty known as the New York Yankees. Plus Pippa's ass is delightful.