Some weeks are more difficult than others at the Hottie Index. I can’t say it’s the most unpleasant research to do. There could be worse things than searching the Internet for relevant hot chicks and determining whether or not they’re relevant or hot enough to make the cut. This week was a struggle, but we feel we were able to pull off a valuable list. Hopefully David Stern won’t announce two hours later that we have to revoke it and start fresh.
4. Lindsay Lohan
If only "Mean Girls" had led to something better. I always dwell on that fact when discussing Lindsay Lohan because the potential was there. Now she’s stripping off her clothes for half a mil in Playboy so that she doesn’t go bankrupt. She’s still got a set of tits that are good enough for us to take a look at the spread, so we pass it along in case you feel like doing the same.
3. Bailee Moore
If you see a pretty blond girl in a sweater roll up to a mic, you probably think she’s going to belt out some Carrie Underwood. Maybe if she’s a little racier, she’ll throw out some Katy Perry or Rihanna. Never in your wildest dreams, however, would you expect her to start rapping her ass off. That’s what Internet sensation Bailee Moore did in a YouTube video this week and it caught her plenty of attention. Sure she’s pretty hot, but she also can drop a damn good beat. The rap game ain’t what it used to be, but we can appreciate talent when we see it.
2. Jessica Biel
Hopefully your girlfriend won’t drag you out to see “New Year’s Eve” at the theater this week. The movie looks like a Hollywood clusterfuck. Some big wig thought it would be a good idea to stuff as many well-known actors into a movie as they prepared for what some call the most overrated night of the year. (Personally I just get drunk with friends and the other bullshit doesn’t matter.) The list of fuckables in the movie includes Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Carla Gugino, Katherine Heigl, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sofia Vergara, and maybe Sarah Jessica Parker depending how desperate your penis is these days. The name that trumps all is Jessica Biel, who showed why she’s should be leading any press tour for the movie when she appeared on Letterman. When you wear a dress that tight and look that good, all other actresses get pushed aside.
1. Kate Upton
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