If Jessica Jane-Clement were my girlfriend I'd go berserk. And I'm not just talking about in the bedroom -- of course it would take an act of God for her to make me c*m enough that my boner actually went down, but that goes without saying. Just imagine how annoying it would be to watch idiots hit on her all the time. She has that look to her. The one that would attract morons that use the, "I love your tattoo" line as they preceded to unleash a ghastly tribal band of their own. I wouldn't be able to take it. In fact, i'd f*cking lose it and do something stupid. Probably untuck my boner and stab them in the eye.

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