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2011 Was An Enjoyable Year For The Hottie Index

by Mr. T on December 30, 2011 at 2:50pm - comments
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  • Kate Upton

    As it’s a slow week of news between Christmas and New Year’s, we decided to look back at the year that was in the Hottie Index.  In doing so, we developed a “best of” list to highlight the girls that made the list the most and the girls whose stories were the most interesting. We ourselves went through a bit of a transition from written form to video hosted by Jenn Sterger and back to written form, but the important thing was that the chicks were hot and there was ample nud*ty.  Hot nekked chicks are always interesting.

  • Kelly Brook
    Kelly Brook

    Kelly Brook is so hot that we’re always looking for excuses to include her in the Index. With a set of milk wagons like that, all we needed was an Esquire photo shoot to get her on the list in May. But like Upton, she decided to use Twitter to garner some real attention in November. Long live hot chicks and social media.

  • Blake Lively
    Blake Lively

    Continuing the Twitter theme, Blake Lively fell into a situation unless our previous girls. Instead of uploading her own sexy photos, hers showed up on the internet due to theft (or so she claims). We’re pretty sure it’s here and there’s really nothing she should be ashamed of. Don’t deny these things, girls. Embrace them!

  • Erin Burnett
    Erin Burnett

    It was a sad year in the finance world because we had to deal with the departure of Erin Burnett from CNBC. Staring at stock charts just isn’t as appealing as staring at her beautiful face. The best part was that she knew BroBible and even gave us a shoutout on the air. I dunno about you, but with all the bad in the world, it’s hard to adjust to watching her on CNN.

  • Cheryl Cole
    Cheryl Cole

    We had high expectations for Cheryl Cole this year. Expectations were so high that we mentioned her twice in the Hottie Index for doing the same thing. After all that, she ended up not sticking on X-Factor. I doubt that’s the reason I didn’t watch the show, but it’s a shame we didn’t get enough Cole exposure this year.

  • Jennifer Lawrence
    Jennifer Lawrence

    There’s one outfit that everyone remembers from this year’s Oscar’s. The breast men out there might’ve been a little disappointed it didn’t involve a low cut dress, but nothing was beating Jennifer Lawrence on this day. Guys were lining up to rip that tight red dress of her with their teeth.

  • Brooklyn Decker
    Brooklyn Decker

    It’s very hard for us to not include Brooklyn Decker on the Hottie Index every week. We do our best to keep things relatively fresh, but we couldn’t pass her up when she posed topless back in April. We gave her the summer off, but we couldn’t resist when she appeared in this video for GQ. She then capped off her three-peat when she showed up on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar. Those cans are just perfection.

  • Alicia Sacramone
    Alicia Sacramone

    It’s one thing to make the Hottie Index for nudity. (We’d like to comment that nudity is plenty good enough, so keep encourage celebrities to keep getting naked.) It’s another thing to make the list for nudity that involves posing ass up on a vault. Alicia Sacramone has forced guy’s everywhere to either find themselves a gymnast or get their girlfriends into a yoga class in order to see this stance in the bedroom.

  • Irina Shayk
    Irina Shayk

    No “best of” list of the Hottie Index would be complete without girls who won awards. There was Irina Shayk, who graced the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue.

  • Clare Sinclair
    Clare Sinclair

    Clare Sinclair was good enough for the list when she was named Playmate of the Year.

  • Alyssa Campanella
    Alyssa Campanella

    We can’t forget about Miss USA winner, Alyssa Campanella.

  • Rihanna
    Rihanna

    Rihanna won Esquire’s vote for Sexiest Woman of the Year, which catapulted her onto the top of our list

  • Dominique Storelli
    Dominique Storelli

    And recently Dominique Storelli won Maxim’s Hometown Hottie of the Year.

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