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50 Hottest TV MILFs of All TIme

by BroBible Staff on July 10, 2012 at 12:00pm - comments
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  • Eva Longoria

    The BroBible staff put together a list of the hottest moms in TV history from "I Love Lucy" to "Modern Family" and every MILF in between. And remember, this list only includes TV, not movies.

     

     

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  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Hewitt will probably be on this list as a GILF in 20 years to be honest. Her role in "The Client List" as Riley Parks defines the word MILF

  • January Jones
    January Jones

    Her roll as Betty Draper in "Mad Men" explains it all. Portraying a model turned housewife, Jones is every Bro's dream wife.

  • Sofia Vergara
    Sofia Vergara

    Vergara's portrays a trophy wife any Bro would be proud to have on his mantle in "Modern Family" as MILF Gloria Pritchett.

  • Jaime Pressly
    Jaime Pressly

    Pressly is without a doubt the hottest piece of MILF trailer trash around as Joy Turner in "My Name Is Earl"

  • Emilia Clarke
    Emilia Clarke

    Clarke's most definitely the most bad-ass MILF on this lis as Daenerys Targaryen in "Game of Thrones." No joke, she has Dragon babies.

  • Emilie de Ravin
    Emilie de Ravin

    Her roll as Claire Littleton in ABC's "Lost" solidified her roll in MILF history when she gave birth on a rock in the middle of the jungle.

  • Katy Mixon
    Katy Mixon

    The fact that she birthed Kenny Powers' child alone solidifies her place in the MILF hierarchy as April Buchanon in "East Bound & Down"

  • Kendra Wilkinson
    Kendra Wilkinson

    Her reality show "Kendra" may have been short lived, but this former Playmate's MILF reputation will never die.

  • Kourtney Kardashian
    Kourtney Kardashian

    Watching "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" confirms the notion that the only thing that family produces are MILFs (Khloe not included).

  • Jennifer Aniston
    Jennifer Aniston

    Rachel Green may not have been a mom for very long on "Friends," but the fact that she popped out a baby in the last season is enough for us

  • Lori Loughlin
    Lori Loughlin

    That house didn't get full by it self, making her a MILF. Her roll as Rebecca Katsopolis on "Full House" was every Bro's first wet dream.

  • Mary Louise Parker
    Mary Louise Parker

    Nancy Botwin deals pot, and looks hot in Showtime's "Weeds." She may not be a good mom to her psychotic son, but she's a MILF nonetheless.

  • Catherine Bell
    Catherine Bell

    Her roll as Denise Sherwood on "Army Wives," she definitely gets bros to "stand at attention"

  • Julie Bowen
    Julie Bowen

    As wife and mother of 3 Claire, on ABC's "Modern Family," Bowen is an obvious choice for our 15th hottest TV mom ever.

  • Ali Larter
    Ali Larter

    Playing MILF Niki Sanders on "Heroes," we'd love if she'd come save us. We'll pay her back.

  • Nikki Deloach
    Nikki Deloach

    Portraying Lacey Hamilton on MTV's "awkward," Deloach makes us feel a little awkward about the things we'd do with her.

  • Kristen Davis
    Kristen Davis

    On "Sex and the City," Davis played Charlotte York, or as bros know her, the only hot one on the show, which gets her on this list at #18.

  • Kelly Rowan
    Kelly Rowan

    As Kirsten Cohen on "The O.C." Rowan was definitely a star in our California dreams.

  • Sally Pressman
    Sally Pressman

    As the second Army Wife in our Top 20, Pressman makes all bros consider a "rewarding" career in military service.

  • Melinda Clarke
    Melinda Clarke

    With another MILF from the Orange County, California, Clarke has us saying "California, here we come!"

  • Lena Headey
    Lena Headey

    As Cersei Lannister on HBO's "Game of Thrones," Headey is a MILF we'd slay a few dragons to get to.

  • Kellita Smith
    Kellita Smith

    Playing Wanda on "The Bernice Mac Show," Smith was the reason a lot of us tuned in every week.

  • Jami Gertz
    Jami Gertz

    It's ironic that Gertz was on "Still Standing," because if we were given the chance, she wouldn't be.

  • Tanya Roberts
    Tanya Roberts

    Watching "That 70's Show" who didn't want to shag Midge Pinciotti, played by

  • Katie Aselton
    Katie Aselton

    On FX's "The League" Aselton is definitely a tight end we'd draft in the first round

  • Natascha McElhone
    Natascha McElhone

    After seeing her, it's easy to understand how her co-star on "Californication," David Duchovny became a sex-addict.

  • Perrey Reeves
    Perrey Reeves

    As oft-neglected MILF Melissa Gold on "Entourage," we can't understand why anyone married to her wouldn't work from home.

  • Salli Richardson
    Salli Richardson

    Starring as Scientist Allison Blake on Sy-fy's "Eureka," she's every geeks recurring wet dream

  • Jean Louisa Kelly
    Jean Louisa Kelly

    On "Yes, Dear," Kelly had the winning combination of perky and sexy to make this list at number 30.

  • Holly Marie Combs
    Holly Marie Combs

    Playing Ella Montgomery on "Pretty Little Liars," Combs might make us tell a little lie about what we watch on Tuesday nights.

  • Christa Miller
    Christa Miller

    As Jordan Sullivan on "Scrubs," every bro in medical school hopes to land a piece like this.

  • Courtney Cox
    Courtney Cox

    A big "How you doin'?" to our second "Friends" MILF on this list.

  • Megyn Price
    Megyn Price

    It's fitting that Price was on "Grounded for Life," because we certainly wouldn't mind a spanking from her.

  • Lauren Graham
    Lauren Graham

    Just about the only reason any bro would watch "The Gilmore Girls," Graham is a certifiable MILF.

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus

    We'd love to help Louis-Dreyfus with her quest for some new adventures on "The New Adventures of Old Christine"

  • Drita D'Avanzo
    Drita D'Avanzo

    On hit show Mob Wives, D'Avanzo is definitely someone we wouldn't mind getting 'wacked' by.

  • Courtney Thorne Smith
    Courtney Thorne Smith

    Even though "According To Jim" hasn't been on-air in 3 years, Smith is still a mom we'd like to....you know.

  • Rosemarie DeWitt
    Rosemarie DeWitt

    On "The United States of Tara," Charmaine Craine, played by Dewitt, recently had a baby, which is enough to get on this list.

  • Patricia Heaton
    Patricia Heaton

    As we wind down this list, we'd be remiss if we didn't include the short, perky, sexy Debra from "Everybody Loves Raymond"

  • Demetria Mckinney
    Demetria Mckinney

    Starring on "House of Payne," she might be the only good thing associated with Tyler Perry.

  • Shannon Tweed
    Shannon Tweed

    As wife to rock star Gene Simmons, this former playmate is always looking sexy on "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels"

  • Joely Richardson
    Joely Richardson

    On "The Tudors," Richardson is a MILF we'd never behead, regardless of how many daughters she gave us.

  • Julianna Marguiles
    Julianna Marguiles

    Marguiles stars on CBS's "The Good Wife" and we imagine she'd be pretty good at other things too.

  • Katey Sagal
    Katey Sagal

    Her MILF legacy started on "Married With Children" and has continued all the way to the present day on FX's "Sons or Anarchy"

  • Beth Littleford
    Beth Littleford

    On MTV's "The Hard Times of R.J. Berger" Littleford earns spot number 46 on or list.

  • Edie Falco
    Edie Falco

    As Carmela Soprano on HBO's "The Sopranos," Falco is another mob wife we wouldn't object to being wacked by.

  • Marin Hinkle
    Marin Hinkle

    Playing funnyman Jon Cryer's ex-wife on "Two and a Half Men," Hinkle gets the nod at a respectable number 48 on this prestigious list.

  • Connie Britton
    Connie Britton

    Whether it's Vivian Harmon on "American Horror Story" or Tami Taylor on "Friday Night Lights," Britton is a certifiable M.I.L.F.

  • Lucille Ball
    Lucille Ball

    The OG MILF. In an era of TV before the word "pregnant" could be used on-air, we all loved Lucy.

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