Look at David Toms... peering at his wife Sonya, completely infatuated with her, yet probably thinking, "a beauty like this has no business being with a whack-off like me." I'll be dammed if that's not the truth, David. But even the dopiest athletes can pull some serious ass. Just another sickening fact of life, I suppose. Kind of like the need for pleasure-robbing condoms to exist. Anyway, everyone loves a good WAG -- and a reason to list them -- so the 18 best WAGs (one for each hole, it actually just happened to workout that way) that you might see waiting their victorious hubby on the 18th green on Sunday at this year's Masters are after the jump.