Weekend fun time. Links after the jump. Terry Richardson x Kate Upton x Aziz Ansari at Harper’s Bazaar, via our friends at High Definite.

• The Ten Biggest Alpha Males in TV History. [Unreality]
• 19 Things College Students Suspect About The Real World. [Cracked]
• Some People You’ll Meet At A House Party. [TFM]
• New US National Soccer Team Kit. [WAW]
• The Stoner Bucket List: 20 things every stoner needs to do. [Guyism]
• 50 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs. [Bleacher Report]
• Spank Bank: Candace. HOT. [Gorilla Mask]
• Girls + Camera + Mirror – Clothes = Sweetness (45 photos). [The Chive]
• Flirting: Me Versus Rest Of Humanity. [Gator Glasses]
• Miranda Kerr Gets Ridiculously Sexy and Bootylicious for Reebok. [Popoholic]
• If You Have Something To Say, Say It On A Cake. [The Chive]
• Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile. [Hollywood Tuna]
• The Internet’s Weirdest New Meme: The Dolan Comic Meme. [RuntoftheWeb]
• 11 Dumbest Internet Memes. [TruTV]
• The Poor Guy Who Broke Alabama’s National Championship Trophy Has Spoken. [SportsGrid]
• Man Dares To Dream, Orders Burger With 1050 Bacon Strips From Burger King [Uproxx]
• Lindsay Lohan f*cked up her Porsche. [CelebSlam]
• Sexy Red Sox Superfans To Celebrate Fenway’s 100th Birthday. [Busted Coverage]
• Blow Your 2012 Tax Refund. [Maxim] Miley Cyrus’s New Movie Is Going Direct To DVD, Basically. [Film Drunk]
• Girls Who Surf Are Getting More And More Attractive. [Uncoached]
• The 7 Sandwiches of Shame. [Holy Taco]
• Mohammad Ashan Is The Stupidest Terrorist Ever. [Holy Taco]
• 30 Excuses To Get Drunk. [TFM]
• Disney Animators: Lords of Laziness. [Unreality]
• Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Good News: Women Are Randier Than Ever. [Ask Men]
• Brooklyn Decker Is Very Healthy (Here’s Video Proof). [Guyism]
• Dwyane Wade’s Girlfriend Banned From Courtside Seats For Heckling, Once Told Older Ref “You’ll Get Your Viagra”. [SportsGrid]
• The Top 20 Strangest Wheel Designs Of All Time. [Sub5Zero]
• 9 Ways Facebook Is Changing People’s Lives. [Mental Floss]
• 5 Baffling Discoveries That Prove History Books Are Wrong. [Cracked]
• 15 photos that will make you ROFL. [TruTV]
• Gallery: 420 Pictures of Musicians and Marijuana. [Complex]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Julie Henderson. [Heavy]
• The 10 Highest-Paying Jobs In The U.S. [AskMen]
• 18 Wedding Fails and One Win. [Regretful Morning]
• Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With. [College Humor]
• WTF: Woman Injured Having Sex on the Job Gets Workman’s Comp. [Guyspeed]
• COOL: The Milky Way Over Germany. [AllthatIsInteresting]
• Loudmouth learns the hard way to keep quiet (Video). [The Chive]
• 100 Movies that Sound Like Adult Films, But Aren't. [Maxim]
• The 7 Greatest Pieces of Trash Talk in the History of War. [Cracked]
• All The Ways They Killed Kenny. [NextRound]
• The 20 Awesomest Animals That Look Stoned. [Heavy]
• Karen Carreno is AMAZING. [CelebSlam]
• 10 Signs Your Girlfriend is 'Crazy'. [Shave]
• Remember when you were awesome? [The Chive]
• Incredible Smoking Tricks in honor of 4/20 (vid). [College Humor]
• Massages are great, pet massages are dumb. [TruTV]
• Video Dump: Holograms Taking Entertainment to Another Level. [Smoking Jacket]

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