Near as I can tell, Jessica Alba stripping was the only reason anyone would have wanted to go see Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For. That and Eva Green’s nude scenes. And while those are obviously two very good reasons to watch any film it somehow wasn’t enough to make it the blockbuster they were hoping for.
So to save you a rental and a bit of fast-forwarding here’s Jessica Alba stripping in front of a green screen, which to be honest, is pretty great. It really doesn’t even matter that there’s no background. Jessica Alba could be stripping in a laundromat or a gas station and I think we’d all agree we’d want to see it.
Yeah, we’d watch that.