Girls
by Mr. T on November 11, 2013

There are so many ways to slice and dice women with hair color, body type, and all the rest. But at the end of the day a Hottie is a Hottie and most people on this website wouldn’t kick a hot blonde with big boobs out of bed if they prefer brunettes with athletic builds. Therefore, don’t tell me you wouldn’t sleep with Kate Upton because of certain perceived imperfections. Just look at this video. That’s all you need to see.

Jaimie Alexander

Peter Facinelli has had some pretty bro roles in his acting career with things like Mike Dexter in Can’t Hardly Wait and Van in the TV series Fastlane. Therefore it should be not surprise that he’s been dating Alexander since last year. In case you didn’t know who Alexander was before this week, the dress she wore to the premiere of Thor: The Dark World will probably get your attention. And if you didn’t know who she was, you obviously haven’t been reading the Hottie Index because we featured her back in April when her role in the movie was announced. There’s no way we were passing up this outfit for a second mention. The rumor of her playing Wonder Woman is up for debate, but we’d sure love to see her in that tight red costume.

Tati Neves

Justin Beiber has been getting around in recent weeks with naked women being the story of the hour. We’re not sure exactly what happened before Neves took video Bieber sleeping in a hotel room, but we can guess. Especially because it seems as if Never does her “sleeping” for a living. Welcome to your five minutes of fame!

Kendall Jenner

We’ve been waiting a long time for Jenner to turn 18, which happened this week, but not as long as the adult film industry. (Sidenote: Kendall, welcome to the Hottie Index. We’ve been waiting a long time for this.) Offers came in fast and furiously on Jenner’s birthday with one company willing to offer $1.8 million for Jenner to get naked on camera. It’s definitely possible given the family’s propensity for being media whores, the question is how much will it take?

Paulina Gretzky

Always seen as having a fiery personality because of the way she takes selfies on Instagram, the soon-to-be Mrs. Dustin Johnson almost lit herself on fire this week. Daddy Wayne must have never told her not to play with fire (ice was his thing), because Gretzky doesn’t seem to know anything about getting too close to the flames. She does know, however, how to look good and that’s exactly what she did when she showed up in the new Maxim.

Megan Fox

It was a debate here between Fox and Jennifer Love Hewitt, another well-endowed female, but we chose Fox because she’s the more attractive of the two. Love’s new show The Client List got canceled, but you probably weren’t watching it anyway. You are likely to be playing the new Call of Duty: Ghosts, which means you’ve likely seen the new promo video starring Fox. And if you haven’t seen it yet, well then what are you waiting for?

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