Mila Kunis (pictured above)
We have to start with the best, so we lead off with Esquire’s choice for the Sexiest Woman Alive in 2012. I never expected Kunis to ever top a list like this, but she’s improved her stock every year. She joins the likes of Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Beckinsale, and Halle Berry on a wonderfully hot list of women to hold the title. Ashton Kutcher was obviously ahead of the curve when he moved on from Demi Moore and invested in Kunis.
Kim is the Kardashian sister that gets all the attention, but it’s possible that Kourtney is better looking. This week she found out the hard way that sometimes the wind doesn’t blow in your favor. She was hanging out on her balcony in Miami and a gust of wind blew up her skirt in the Marilyn Monroe kind of way. It normally might not be a big deal, but given that her life is filmed 24/7 for a reality show, she showed off her panties to the masses. Long live reality television.
Bikinis are a tricky thing to handle. They just come off so easily and the string gets bunch up. It’s no surprise that Bingham had trouble adjusting her bikini when hanging out at Venice Beach. It’s a shame her boyfriend Nikki Sixx wasn’t around to help her. Then again, you might not mind that kind of stuff if you date a rocker.
The TV ratings on “Anger Management” probably are nowhere near what Charlie Sheen left behind at “Two and a Half Men,” but they still recruit attractive broads to take part. DeWulf is Sheen’s co-star hasn’t been in much that you’d know, so posing in a bikini on the beach is just another way for her to attract publicity. The amount of viewers just went up.
BroBible’s favorite hottie appeared last week, but there’s no way we could leave her off this week. The starting storyline is that she’s apparently dating Justin Verlander, the best pitcher in baseball these days. We always knew Upton had talent, but she’s apparently a closer as well given what we see in the outtakes from her GQ photo shoot. There are only two words to describe her wet t-shirt photos: Holy shit! How she isn’t the sexiest woman around is beyond me.