You know it’s a good week in the Hottie Index when you’re turning away Stacey Keibler and Carmen Electra. Keibler was clearly always looking for a husband and seems to have found one soon after ditching George Clooney. She may be trying to rub it in his face, but I’m sure George Clooney is handling the news by banging out his next lady. Electra0, meanwhile, became the oldest chick to ever appear on the cover of FHM magazine. May we only hope that our future wives look half as good in their 40s. But those two fine women weren’t enough to make the list this week, so we must have something good. Onward we go.
Kerr wasn’t good enough for Victoria Secret anymore. Maybe she was too old at 30 or maybe Victoria Secret thought her publicity had ran its course. Kerr seems to be doing quite well despite being cast aside by the keeper of the Angels. Wonderbra may be built for an older crowd, but being the spokesperson is still a big deal. Especially when Kerr can still get naked, like she does in this Reebok commercial, and look damn good doing it.
Remember when Kate Upton was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie of the year? It was 2011. Since then, she’s appeared on three straight covers. (Although this last one was a back cover, but we’ll count it.) Does Sampaio have the same potential in her after this year’s freshman crown? We’ll have to wait and see, but the future looks promising after enjoying her rookie of the year video.
It’s possible that 300 is perfectly placed in the usual lull of Winter movies, but I feel like I’ve been seeing previews of it for months. It’s so over hyped at this point that it better not suck or else I’m going to be fucking pissed. One way for it not to suck? Nude Eva Green. Oh, that’s happening? Now I’m even more hyped. Get me to the theater! I know I’m a couple days late, but I’m coming. (Not in that way, bro. That’s gross.)
Whenever there’s smoke, there’s fire. (That’s at least what they teach me during the fire drills at work.) I would think the same would be the case after these lingerie photos of McCurdy leaked. I mean, you’re not only sending lingerie photos to a guy. The envelope gets pushed and the clothes come off. This is the tip of the iceberg, I tell you, and we’re all ready for that iceberg to melt.
While her boyfriend is preparing for the NFL Draft, Ms. Blake Bortles is kicking ass on Spring Break. She keeps posting picture after picture of her having fun on Instagram and she’s even dragged Matthew Stafford’s girlfriend into it. I can’t blame her. I wouldn’t want to sit around while Bortles prepared for the draft. Besides, she doesn’t want to get in his way because she needs him to be good and break the bank. More presents coming her way if that happens.