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The 40 Hottest Blonde P*rn Stars

By / 11.25.10

Since women change the color of their hair more frequently than most of us bathe, some of these broads might have brown, red, or some technicolor hair by now. They are, however, a shade of blonde in these pictures, I can tell you that much. Oh yeah, and I can also tell you since they (“they” being those in charge) killed all my NSFW dreams of posting nud*ty awhile ago, all these chicks are not topl*ss. It's like when they told the Mailman he couldn't wear the LA Gear with the lights, but only way worse.

The girls are in alphabetical order and there is a fun fact included for each.

Alanah Rae

Fun Fact: Rae broke into adult entertainment in 2008 and has 36DD tits. I also read that she once said that in an ideal world her perfect man would have a vein-less dick.

Alexis Texas

Fun Fact: Her most revered work is entitled “Alexis Texas is Buttwoman.” In 2010 Buttwoman fittingly won the F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Ass.

Allison Angel

Fun Fact: This lover of dirt bikes recently decided to call it a career, hang her tits and ass up, leave the best business in the world, and become a real-life nurse. Frumpy f*cking scrubs and all. Tragic.

Amy Ried

Fun Fact: This former mechanical engineering major (really?) has been in over 300 adult films. She also isn't one to back down when it comes to getting f*cked in the fartbox.

Angie Savage

Fun Fact: This beaut's backside is tatted up with wings and other kinds of shit but the most interesting thing I could find out about Ms. Savage is that her tit job is so bunk that when squeezed together they look f*cking cross-eyed. See for yourself, it's spectacular.

Angelina Armani (AKA Arianna)

Fun Fact: Brooklyn-born Armani won Best New Starlet at the 2010 AVN Awards. She has also been in the Funny or Die skit, “Designated Driver.”

Annette Dawn

Fun Fact: I whacked off to her about a week ago. Not only is that fun, but it's factual.

Ashlynn Brooke

Fun Fact: Prior to adult entertainment, she actually held a job as a used-car salesperson. Now the only lemon she's selling is that tw*t of hers. Boo ya! But really, she's hot as all hell. Good for her.

Brea Bennett

Fun Fact: Bennett grew up loving music and singing opera. Well, instead of that shitty career, she went on to win the title of Jenna Jameson's American Sex Star in 2007.

Brea Lynn

Fun Fact: She is currently one of the top stars in the game but in 2008 this former nursing student turned cock gobbler took what many believed to be a permanent hiatus from the industry. Luckily for us, somewhere along the way she found Jesus and he put her in her place.{pagebreak}

Bree Olson

Fun Fact: She recently took home Howard Stern's coveted title of the World's Biggest Whore. She also has one of the most fictitious Twitter accounts in the world. “I was at Wendy's grabbing a five piece nugget when I decided to just f*ck a janitor named Horatio in a broom closet. My p*ssy was soaking wet and his c*m tasted like a jar of El Paso.”

Briana Banks

Fun Fact: Banks was one of the original adult entertainment stars to have an action figure made in her likeness. I don't know who the target consumer for that product would be, but I hope they at least gave her a worthy set of genitalia.

Briana Blair (AKA Brandy)

Fun Fact: Prior to moving to L.A. to pursue a career in f*cking, Briana was a dancer for the Atlanta Hawks. So it's safe to assume that she isn't shy around a 14-inch cock.

Gina Lynn

Fun Fact: I understand she isn't the swankiest dame on the block but the truth is, the only reason I chose her was because she had a brief speaking role as a str*pper (go fig) in “The Sopranos.” Paulie Walnuts was like “Hey, Cunt, go fetch me some Baja Fresh.” And Tony was all, “Jesus f*ckin' Christ, Paulie, have some f*ckin' manners.” And then Gina was like, “No it's O.K., Mr. Soprano, Cunt is my stage name.” End scene.

Hannah Hilton

Fun Fact: The sole reason she started doing hardc*re adult entertainment is because her boyfriend, who is conveniently also a adult entertainment star, refused to give up adult entertainment for her. As of late 2009, it was reported that Hilton had left the industry. Although I hope that is false, because her body is bountiful, I couldn't find it in me to care enough to corroborate that claim.

Jana Jordan

Fun Fact: Along with fellow adult entertainment star and the next entry on our list, Jayme Langford, Jordan created a band called “Pajamaband.” Their motto is “The Best Band in the Land.” You don't believe that shit? Just look below.

Jayme Langford

Fun Fact: When asked in an interview about how the public reaction has been to Pajamaband, Langford said, “Our stuff is pretty likable, people just kind of like it.” Boom! Best band in the f*cking land, b*tches!

Jenny Hendrix

Fun Fact: The only semi-interesting thing, outside of her profession, that I could find out about her is that she has multiple Hello Kitty tattoos. That could not be more off-putting.

Jenna Jameson

Fun Fact: She is washed up but given her iconic status in the adult entertainment industry (something she should no doubt have engraved on her tombstone) we threw her one last bone.

Kacey Jordan

Fun Fact: She is 22 years young and her chest is flatter than pancaked shit.{pagebreak}

Kagney Lynn Karter

Fun Fact: Her real name is actually Kagney and it's because her old man had a homo-crush on the famous actor James Cagney. If I were Cagney I'd be f*ckin' dead, but if I weren't dead I'd seriously be thrilled about this. She is a smoke.

Kayden Kross

Fun Fact: According to an online bio about her, Kross is an atheist. Her and I actually have that in common. I should look to see if she likes getting f*cked at gun point, too.

Lacie Heart

Fun Fact: Remember that boyfriend of Hannah Hilton's (above) who wouldn't give up adult entertainment for her? Yeah, that prick. Well, I just learned that he is actually the same guy who demolished Lacie's adult entertainment hymen. This isn't uncommon in this line of work but it made me think about how many Eskimo brothers and sisters there are in the adult entertainment industry.

Lexi Belle

Fun Fact: What a great back story this broad has. She was discovered by some creep who was trolling around MySpace; one thing led to another, she became a adult entertainment star, and the rest is beautiful f*ckin' history. The best part of her story, however, is the first time she ever blew a guy on camera was also the first time she ever blew a guy.

Lexxi Tyler

Fun Fact: She starred in “The Boobs of Hazard.” It was not a doc*mentary about exploding implants.

Lichelle Marie

Fun Fact: I went to her blog and looked at her biography, it wasn't at all interesting but her fans left her such inspirational comments that I had to share them. One fella said, “I masturbate every day watchin ur videos…” while another gushed, “i wud love to spunk on ur face and tits.”

Lindsey Marie

Fun Fact: To the chagrin of anyone who is infatuated by her, Lindsey doesn't do hardc*re scenes. She is, however, currently ranked in the top 100 adult entertainment stars. So somebody out there must get off to whatever the f*ck it is that she does.

Mackenzee Pierce

Fun Fact: This beauty can proudly tack her name onto the long list of morons who have had the phrase “no regrets” tattooed on their body. She is also lightyears sexier as a brunette.

Madison Ivy

Fun Fact: I couldn't really dig up much dirt on this 21-year-old German but she has been in a film called “Big Cocks Required.” So that can at least tell us one thing: TONS of huge cock in that film.

Madison Scott

Fun Fact: One of her many, and probably not psychotic, fans had this to say to Madison on her blog, “I would love to eat ur p*ssy and ram you till you screamed for more, and then take you to dinner.”{pagebreak}

Memphis Monroe

Fun Fact: Like many great adult entertainment stars, Monroe started her career working at Hooters… when she was 16 years old.

Nikki Benz

Fun Fact: Her first adult film was entitled “Strap on Sally,” a heartwarming tale of love, lesboism, and a d*ldo. Check it out tonight with the whole family.

Nikki Jayne

Fun Fact: Jayne grew up in England and ran the tea club at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Springfield. When she hit her early teens she apparently quit after discovering other things in life. Like needlepoint, helping the homeless, and getting f*cked.

Phoenix Marie

Fun Fact: Thanks to her work in the religious film, “Ass Worshipers 11,” Marie was nominated for the 2010 AVN Award for Best Anal Sex Scene.

Shawna Lenee

Fun Fact: This sexy brisket is from Cleveland, Ohio. Yea, this fact wasn't fun.

Shyla Stylez

Fun Fact: This 28 year old (f*ckin' shocking, I know) isn't looking so hot these days but she still has one of the best “f*ck me, I'm the filthiest sl*t in this hemisphere” faces that I have ever seen.

Silvia Saint

Fun Fact: All the way back in 1997, Saint won the People's Choice Adult Award for Best Newcomer. Her c*nt has seen more harsh realities than a Detroit trauma ward.

Sophie Moone

Fun Fact: While she may not be a household name in our country, this Budapest native is one of the most recognizable adult entertainment stars in Europe. She was also born on Christmas Eve, which means she probably gets the shaft presents wise.

Stormy Daniels

Fun Fact: Geometric experts have yet to decipherer exactly what shape her tits are. The stormy one has a decent face, I'll give her that, but her bolt-ons are some of the worst in all of adult entertainment.

Teagan Presley

Fun Fact: Her ex-husband's adult entertainment name is Tyler Durden. How perfect is that? When he crushed her heart I sure hope he knocked her down a peg by saying, “All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.”

Other Blonde Sluts Worth Mentioning:

Victoria Cruz

Sacvanna Samson

Monique Alexander

Jaclyn Case

Courtney Cummz

Andi Anderson

Carmen Cocks

Tanya Tate

Puma Swede

Krissy Lynn

Monica Mayhem


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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