Dear Yoga pants creator: You are the master of the Universe. You personally have my vote for whatever position of power you want. Clearly you're able to transform a woman's ass into a shelf of glory. All your wild designs, emblazoned with "PINK" and Lululemon or whatever make the average day so much better. All across college campuses coeds in yoga pants hop, skip, and jump their ass right into my heart. I don't know how you did it, but keep up the good work. You are a hero. Something about your pants do great things. For example, I go to the gym (has to be Equinox) and there are these cougars just tightening up their bod in an effort to crush yoga pants. You've inspired chicks to work out. Fuck Jenny Craig. You, Mr. Yoga Pants Creator, should be on late night TV. You make entire aerobics classes of babes able to bend over, stretch, and reach epic places of their body in a workout. Two more notes on your wonderful invention before proceeding. Chicks who rock granny panties with yoga pants: way to defile the throne. Secondly, props to the girls in gray yoga pants: differentiation is a solid act. Way to be an individual.
I'm gathered some of the hottest celebrities rocking these pants in public. Sit back and relax to the sights and sounds of Lululemon. Plus if the face is lacking, the ass is cracking this wonderful gallery of pics. I also stretched the definition of "celebrity," but then again America has done that for us anyway. I'm looking at you "Situation:" You are a turd. 30 hot girls rocking yoga pants after the jump.
Sara Jean Underwood