None of us reading this are ever going to get to have standing up, doggy-style sex with Taylor Swift.
We’re not even gonna get to have regular sex with her. It’s a bummer. I know. I’m as crushed as you.
But thanks to an enticing Instagram picture she just shared, we can imagine.
We can only imagine.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8oB4DljvIn/And don’t tell us you aren’t a sex symbol Tay. You are.
Every picture you post is sexy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8mtxqLjvJr/ https://www.instagram.com/p/8lLmKZjvDE/Well, except this one.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8bXWVHjvGG/