It’s Stephanie McMahon’s Birthday! Let’s Celebrate By Awkwardly Staring At These Hot Photos And Picturing Her Birthday Suit

A very special Happy Birthday to the hottest chief brand officer ever — Stephanie McMahon.

Stephanie is celebrating her 38th birthday today and we’re celebrating with her hottest photos. We were going to bake her a cake but got kind of, um, sidetracked after putting together this post.

Sidetrack is a hot new way to say masturbated.

And now, quite possibly, the creepiest tribute video ever.