After taking Thanksgiving week off while our readers hopefully stuffed a few things other than turkeys (no the fat chick who could’ve been confused with a turkey doesn’t count), the Hottie Index is back. It was a big week for sports with the NBA figuring their sh*t out and the stage being set for an LSU vs. Alabama national title game. The Hottie Index also seemed to be impacted by the world of sports, but it’s hard for anyone related to sports to top models. (Not to be confused with an athlete being on top of a model.) Here’s this week’s list.
5. Jill Martin
Knicks fans are happy that the NBA is back and that means they’ll be watching Jill Martin during the “Gimme a Minute” halftime interviews on MSG. Martin also appears on a variety of network shows including “The Today Show,” but no one knew what she was covering up under all those clothes. The TV personality and self-proclaimed “fashion expert” has obviously been keeping busy during the lockout, but not just with her network show. She was seen on the beach this week sporting a bikini and it turns out she’s got some pretty massive missiles attached to her chest. Take a look at the slideshow and you might be asking for a minute yourself to rub one out.
4. Maria Kirilenko
Major news dropped in the world of Washington Capitals hockey this week and I’m not referring to the firing of coach Bruce Boudreau. Superstar Alex Ovechkin didn’t seem too concerned about Boudreau’s departure because he was too busy Tweeting about his new girlfriend, Maria Kirilenko. The tennis star from the same country as Ovechkin flies under the radar because Maria Sharapova is the better-known Russian player who also looks quite good. Kirilenko may not be able to match-up with Sharapova on the court, but she definitely has the looks to match-up off it.
3. Paulina Gretzky
The Great One’s daughter has made a name for herself by using her Twitter feed as a slideshow for one scandalous picture after the other. She takes after her mother in that sense because the beautiful Janet Jones once posed for Playboy. Until Paulina gets an offer from Hugh herself, the only chance we can enjoy her is on Twitter and that was almost taken away from us this week. A few days ago it seemed as if she was calling it quits in the social media game, but thankfully she made a return a few days later. O’ Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
2. Suelyn Mereiles
Brazilian model Mereiles was in the news back in July for crashing her DeLorean into a parked car. Marty McFly wasn’t available for comment at the time, but I’m sure he would’ve said that’s not the best way for a model to behave. Now Mereiles is back in the news for a reason I’m sure she wasn’t planning on either. There’s a sex tape out there showing Mereiles in all sorts of positions and some pictures have hit the Internet. Maybe she can go back to the future to stop the thief who stole the footage from her, but I wouldn’t be happy about that after enjoying these pictures.
1. Erin Heatherton
The 16th annual Victoria's Secret fashion show aired on CBS this week and while we all enjoyed the rendition of “N*ggas in Paris,” looking at the all lingerie models was just a little bit better. AG wanted to take a whole afternoon off to search the city streets to propose to his favorite, Erin Heatherton. We can’t blame him for falling for the model who was once discovered on South Beach (another reason to vacation to Miami). She’s definitely the best thing I’ve ever seen come out of Skokie, Illinois.