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This Smoking Hot 20-Year-Old Rising Tennis Superstar Just Gave Us A Reason To Watch The U.S. Open

By / 08.26.14

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If you don’t know who Eugenie Bouchard is, it’s time to learn. The 20-year-old Canadian is already a superstar in her home country, landing sponsorship deals with Coca-Cola, among others, but she’s still a relative unknown outside of tennis circles here in the USA. After reviewing pictures of her, I’ve decided that this needs to change.

Eugenie, or Genie as most people call her, is starting to blow up. I know there’s a joke about her being a Genie and me rubbing her and her granting wishes or something, but you’re on your own there. The NY Times just did a profile on her last week titled, “Eugenie Bouchard Could Be Tennis’s Next Big Shot.” And she’s not just a pretty face. At 20, she’s already the eighth ranked tennis player in the world, which is awesome because when you cheer wildly for her, you can pretend you’re actually a fan of her playing, not just her looks!

I could go into her whole history, but I feel like you won’t care, so instead, check out some pictures of her below. The U.S. Open started yesterday. If you haven’t jumped on this Genie’s magic carpet, it’s not too late to start.

She’s been on the cover of Elle
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She gives a hot bitch face
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She knows how to get all glammed up
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She gives sexy faces while in bed
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She has earned the name #SelfieQueen on Twitter and now I see why
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She seems fun
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She makes hot excited faces
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She can look pensive if the mood should strike her
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She rocks the shit out of J’s
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She dresses up hot for Halloween AND has equally hot friends
UPDATE: An upstanding reader pointed out that this is not her friend, but her equally hot twin sister, Beatrice! Cue Uncle Jesse “have mercy” sound effect.
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Aw, she’s adorable. I’ve got some balls for her to smack
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She hangs with transformers
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She basically looks like a model
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She knows how to dress hot
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She’s got some sass to her
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Um, check please!
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She has hot movements and head snaps

Follow Genie on Twitter and Instagram.


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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