This Slow-Motion Video Of The Scintillating Lindsey Pelas Is Hotter Than Firecrackers Blowing Off Your Hand

When we last left the scintillating Lindsey Pelas, she was having the sexiest and messiest barbecue of all-time. Now she’s throwing a bitchin’ 4th of July party, and once again she’s getting down and dirty.

Lindsey gives a tremendous tutorial on how to throw the best barbecue, and for my money she’s right on the money. Watch the chesty Lindsey play beer pong, make burgers, put sunscreen on her size 32F bosoms and bounce on a trampoline all in glorious slow-motion. But wait, bouncing on a trampoline has nothing to do with barbecues or 4th of July? He fuckface shut the fuck up! Don’t ruin this for the rest of us!

Poor Lindsey is so clumsy, she spills ketchup all over her bountiful breasts and bra. Lindsey, please give me your top so I can wash it before those stains set. Or at the very least, let me dab it with seltzer water.

CONFIRMED. Lindsey Pelas throws the goddamn greatest barbecue parties on the entire planet.

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