This picture’s been bouncing around the Internet for the past week and despite all the hubbub I can’t figure out who the hell Chloë Sevigny is. Is she a model? An actress? A reality star who likes to masturbate with shellfish? I’ve got no idea. IMDB tells me she was in American Psycho, but I think it’s lying. In reality I guess it’s not really important so much who she is, but moreso the fact that in this picture she’s wearing the required uniform for every poor soul stuck working the kitchen at Red Lobster:
Chloe Sevigny’s lobster thong will haunt my dreams for all eternity. pic.twitter.com/UsnSKv171o
— Quinn (@QuinnKeanz) March 12, 2015
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Why Sevigny thought sexually assaulting a lobster would be good for her career (which I’m still not convinced exists) is a mystery to me, but then again I still don’t know who the fuck she is so that’s not really saying much.
[H/T Uproxx, header image via Shutterstock]