Girls
by David Covucci on July 10, 2014

selena-nipinsta

Fourteen hours ago, at 2:00 a.m. on Thursday, July 10th, 2014, pop singer Selena Gomez (b. Grand Prairie, Texas, July 22, 1992) posted this picture to the social networking site Instagram.

Ms. Gomez is second from left and, on her right breast, it appears that her nipple has escaped the confines of her shirt. Seeing this, and knowing the magnitude, I sent the image into our office chatroom for further analysis. I was promptly and imprudently dismissed.

part of the shirt

Definitely shirt.
It’s lacy

unless her breast is being vigorously thrusted 45 degrees to the northeast and her nipples are really small and located really close together, i am skeptical

it’s fabric.

Hey David, in case you didn’t get the message yet, that’s totally not a nipple

It’s lace….lace pops out and does weird shit at weird times

Fuck all of them. They are wrong. That is a nipple, and if you will allow, I have prepared a few slides to prove my point.

selena-nip1

selena-nip2

selena-nip3

That is a nipple. But if you disagree, please voice your dissent in the comments. We can get to the bottom of this.

David Covucci

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David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.