Rose Bertram’s SI Swimsuit Outtakes Is A Minute Of Jiggling And Bouncing If That Interests You

I didn’t know this person existed until I saw this video. Since then, I’ve creeped on her Instagram, rummaged through her Twitter, and even found her home address.

You clicked on that last one, didn’t you, sicko? YA, ya you did. That link still could be useful. Sex is a game of inches.

Anyway Rose Bertram was made for a bikini. As well as any other dreams and aspirations she may have.

Here are a couple GIFs for you bros to chew on:

Good morning, penis. How was your nap?

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.