Rita Ora Showing Off Some Impressive Cleavage In Lacy Black Lingerie? Don’t Mind If I Do

Oh my god today is such a SLOW FUCKING DAY. Literally been sitting here on the Internet trying to find something to do and NOPE, ain’t shit going on. Like I’m on the verge of going outside and setting something on fire, then filming it and putting it on the website. Maybe that would work, maybe it wouldn’t, but at least it’d occupy ~45 minutes of my time as opposed to me sitting here drooling out the eyeballs over how absolutely zilch interesting shit is happening.

Which brings us to Rita Ora. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, no one on this side of the pond really cares about her for some reason. She has a part in the upcoming Jake Gyllenhaal movie Southpaw, but does anyone care about that? Not me! Not you! Not anyone else reading this! But the real question is “why”…WHY does no one care about her? She’s hot. She dated Calvin Harris which means Taylor Swift is essentially eating her sloppy seconds with a giant ladle, and she sings…stuff. She poses in lingerie. She actually has a tablespoon’s worth of talent in her body unlike SO many other celebrities and yet people freak over Jen Selter instead of Rita Ora here in the United States. Why. WHY?

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you (duh). Someone tell me why. I’m dying to know. It’s killing me. RIP Rebecca, bitch I’m dead.
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