Ri Ri, who is somehow only 25 by the way, revealed the news to England's Alan Carr on an episode of Chatty Man that will air tonight.
“Recently I’ve become a square,” she said. “I hate partying. I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it. I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs.
“I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s fucking pathetic.”
Two things: 1. Rihanna recently live-tweeted a trip to a Thailand sex show. 2. Her “ages?” Maybe 45 minutes.