Even the wildest among us have to slow down at some point. And Rihanna—sweet, sweet Rihanna—seems to have hit that wall, telling a British talk show that she's cut down on partying and hasn't even had sex in "ages." That feeling you're feeling? You last felt it watching Mariano Rivera walk off the field last night. The great ones are aging. You're getting old.
Ri Ri, who is somehow only 25 by the way, revealed the news to England's Alan Carr on an episode of Chatty Man that will air tonight.
“Recently I’ve become a square,” she said. “I hate partying. I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it. I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs.
“I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s fucking pathetic.”
Two things: 1. Rihanna recently live-tweeted a trip to a Thailand sex show. 2. Her "ages?" Maybe 45 minutes.