Tila Tequila was famous back in the days of MySpace for…you know I really can’t tell you. I remember she had a show on MTV called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, but I can’t tell you HOW she got that show. Did she sing? Dance? Wrestle bears in Russian gulags? Wikipedia tells me that she used to model – I call bullshit. Either Tila wrote that section herself or someone tripped their balls off on some ratchet acid and went to town on her page.
But what Tila may or may not have done in the past as a “career” is irrelevant; the whole point of this post is to show you that this is what Tila used to look like:
Posted by Tila Tequila on Wednesday, 28 August 2013
…and this is what she looks like NOW:
https://www.instagram.com/p/6l8MRSQKzk/Tila hasn’t come out and said that she’s gotten a boob job, but come on – if you can’t find the 2 BIG ROUND BURSTING INTO YOUR FACE differences between those photos, you need glasses. Just kidding! You should just go die alone because you are dumb and no one wants to be your friend. Tee-hee.
But yeah, TIla’s going to be on Celebrity Big Brother (barf) apparently, which means I’ll have continue my lifetime hot streak of having watched exactly 0 episodes of Celebrity Big Brother. You haven’t seen any episodes either? Cool. Let’s bond over that fact while we stare at pictures of Tila’s giant fake boobs and…whatever this shit is:
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That was depressing. Enough of that, back to boobs.
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