In today’s most interesting Reddit thread, to us at least, Redditor “Coolsexguy420boner” has found Internet fame by posting a seven-year-old homecoming pic of he and his date, Kate Upton. A humblebrag? Possibly. Evidence of a family heirloom? Probably.
Coolsexguy420boner—who chose a name that really rolls off the tongue—says in the thread that he dated Upton for a few months in high school but they never “banged;” her super-religious family kept the future model locked away like a busty Rapunzel. The homecoming date would be the peak of their relationship, as he explains, via Reddit:
He later says,
Indeed. Bask in the limelight, Coolsexguy420boner. Not only was your retainer classy yet understated in high school, you just informed the world that you once broke up with Kate Upton. That’s a résumé. That is a résumé.