Hey guys, you never really had a chance with Paulina Gretzky but now you REALLY don’t have a chance with her.
The Great One’s daughter is newly engaged to PGA tour star Dustin Johnson. I know, it’s totally weird she’d end up with a professional athlete.
Johnson, who should never complain about anything for the rest of his natural life, announced the news on Instagram.
Gretzky herself, no stranger to social media, soon confirmed.
As a blog that’s seen her come into the public eye and blossom into an unstoppable force of hotness and pageviews, we can’t help but feel a little proud of one of our most popular muses.
But here’s to hoping she doesn’t tone down her insanely hot ways. That would just be sad.