Girls
by J. Camm on December 3, 2013

According to the Daily Mail

Caroline Berg Eriksen – who is married to Norwegian Premier League player Lars-Kristian Eriksen – was criticised for putting pressure on other new mothers to lose weight with the photograph.

Bloggers have said that to get the washboard waist in such a short space of time was physically impossible, but the 26-year-old has said she did not intend on upsetting anyone with the selfie.

The photograph, which was posted on Instagram, shows her standing in front of a mirror in black and pink lace underwear.

Underneath, there a caption that reads 'I feel so empty and still not, 4 days after birth'.

Naturally, the hypersensitive dolts of the world are mad at this move. 

Writer Suzanne Aabel said she couldn't be sure if Mrs Berg Eriksen even 'belonged to the same species'.  She said: 'In my eyes, this picture is wildly provocative.'

Commenting on the post, one writer Heidi said: 'Is it really necessary to post a halfnaked picture of themselves?! It's just to show off, thinking's not much on how that image can affect readers.'

Fuck the piece of shit haters, Caroline. Keep doing you. You know, so long as doing you consists of posting hot photos on Instagram and being a total babe. Man. Lars-Kristian Eriksen is one lucky man.

Well…actually, we don't know that, do we? Caroline might have a hot body post-pregnancy, but for all we know the kid absolutely destroyed her vagina on the way out and the sexy bod was God's way of making up for her now having Mick Jagger's mouth for a puss. But probably not. I bet that thing is immaculate. 

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