Girls
by Andy Moore on October 18, 2013

From the New York Daily News:

“I don't understand it. I’m okay. I look great. I’m cool. I like going out. I like being at home, I like movies, I like eating. So what’s wrong with me? Why am I alone?

“I’ll do the dishes, and I’ll clean, and I’m the one who wants to stay at home with the kids in the end.”

 

That's pretty sad? Bar doesn't really need to lay out her fucking qualifications. She could get a date, right now—like right this instant, at 12:10 EST—with 99% of the world's single population. What guys is she chasing?

Anyway the article took a hilarious turn when the Daily News asked random New York City bros if they'd date Refaeli. Not surprisingly, each guy thought he'd be a better catch than DiCaprio!

Pre-law student Mike Tejeda: “I’d take her to the Dominican Republic, where we can really enjoy ourselves. I would do whatever she told me to . . . If she’s looking for something different, I’m that difference.”

30-year-old union carpenter Jimmy McCloud: “I’d show her a good Irish bar and a better time than Leo could — ever. She won’t have to sit in the VIP lounge to have a good time.”

Blogger Brandon Wenerd: “I'd smash.”

[H/T: Daily News]