Nicki Minaj is the only celebrity in the world who can somehow wear such small articles of clothing and not have them explode off her body in a fiery ball of doom. How is it possible that Janet Jackson explodes out of her clothes all those years back during the Superbowl halftime show, and yet Nicki Minaj is wearing even tighter clothes and manages to keep them from flying off? It’s a mystery of physics, I tell you, and the only possible explanation is that Nicki’s clothes are all made out of space-age material that stretch like no other.
I mean look at what she’s wearing — how have they not at least ripped at the edges???