The BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index returns this week with some new faces to keep you warm as the weather turns cold. Once again to refresh the readers, in order to make our index, the celebrity, athlete, or other notable hottie in question needs to be relevant at this moment and tearing up the headlines. Just because you're hot isn't enough. You need to be in the news.
5. Beau Garrett
I had no idea what "Tron" was until I caught the trailer the other day. It honestly gave me the reaction of, "What the f*ck is this movie supposed to be about?" Apparently it's a sequel to a movie made back in '82 and involves a world accessed through a video game. That's all fine and dandy, but when Olivia Wilde doesn't steal everyone's attention as the hottest celebrity in the movie, then that says something. Meat Beau in all her glory.
4. Scarlett Johansson
Getting named GQ's babe of the year is an obvious reason to make the list, so Johansson finds herself an easy shoe-in. The only reason she doesn't end up higher is because the award didn't seem to gain as much publicity in a week when a lot of other shit was going on. Johansson should've gotten a DUI or got caught sunbathing topl*ss on the beach if she really wanted the award to get a reaction.
3. Erin Barry
WAGs are a well-known commodity with the invention of the internet, but for some reason I’d never heard that Brent Barry had a hot wife. Or should I say ex-wife because it looks like she’s on her way out the door now. I’m sure she’ll land on her feet…or her back.
2. Eva Longoria
I dropped the Parker from Eva's last name, just like she dropped Tony from her life this week. (SNAP!) Parker was caught with more than just his hand in the cookie jar this week. I already touched on my thoughts in today’s NFL column, but I’m pretty sure we can all agree that Longoria’s stock can only go up and Parker’s stock is headed in the other direction.
1. Kate Middleton
How do you not make the future Queen of England #1 on this list? The story is so big that people in the States are actually talking about it even though it really has no impact on our everyday lives. As someone who's half English, I have to give her the nod on the top spot given that my lost brother Prince Willie actually picked a hot future wife. The paparazzi are gonna be all over her, if they weren't already, so we've definitely got a few more looks at Middleton in our future. Rule Britannia. Britannia rules the waves!
