Here are your Morning Headlines:

• NSFW: The hacker who stole Blake Lively's nekked photos leaked 17 more. And the beat goes on... [TMZ]

• Sports: After years of contemplation, Ricky Rubio decides Minnesota doesn't suck so bad after all. Signs with the Timberwolves. [USA Today]

• Business: Do you think you have a no-lose idea for a website? This flowchart probably doesn't agree. [Mashable]

• News: Watch footage of the deadly Tornadoes that hit Massachusetts. [Huff Post]

• WTF!?: Actual headline: Russian who buried himself alive, dies by mistake. [BBC]

• Sports: Poker maestro, Phil Ivey has decided to be a martyr and sit out of this year's World Series of Poker. [USA Today] 

• Crime: Hell hath no fury like a chick carting around a trashcan full of her boyfriends' body parts. [AOL]

• Funny or Die: Tim Meadows remembers the 80s. Video Below.