I've thought for an uncomfortable amount of time now that Miranda Kerr was the best Victoria's Secret had to offer. Many of you may think differently—click the fuck out now. You're not going to be saved. You don't get to see those dimples anymore. Those dimples, man.
So it was with great, great displeasure that I found out today that the Victoria's Secret mean girls have kicked Kerr OUT from their Angel clan. Tossed her to the wayside like a bag of garbage, or a soft 4. Treated her like a... normal human being might be treated.
Apparently she has a "difficult reputation" and is tough to work with. It should go without saying that this is ridiculous. You'd be "difficult" too if you were not of this world.
From US Weekly:
This Angel's getting her wings clipped! Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr will no longer be linked to the sexy lingerie brand, industry insiders tell Us.
According to multiple sources, Kerr, 30, is being let go as a Victoria's Secret Angel after her $1 million, three-year contract "was not renewed." The reason for the sudden split? One source tells Us that Kerr "has a difficult reputation."
The Australian beauty, who is mother to 2-year-old Flynn with husband Orlando Bloom, 36, is also reportedly "not a big seller for VS," while other Angels, like Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio, are.
For the record, BroBible contributor Stefanie Williams doesn't buy the "not a big seller" crap.
And I don't either. Until my relationship with mall security totally soured, she was my No. 1 reason for spending $48 there, too.
Conclusion: Reverse this unjust decision, Victoria's Secret. Give this Angel...
... Back her wings. You bastards.