Orlando Bloom, whose name sounds like a rundown Florida strip club, is taking his winning lottery ticket and tossing it into the fire. He’s divorcing Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr for some reason.
A rep for Bloom exclusively confirms the breakup. "In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months," the rep said in a statement. "After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation."
The statement continued, "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."
You totally have a chance with her, nameless Bro reading this while covered in Pringles shavings and shame. Strike while the iron’s hot.
[H/T: E! News]