EDITOR'S NOTE: Yep, this girl was previously a Barstool Boston Smokeshow. We didn't know. If we did, we would never have run her as a Girl to Bring Home to Mom. Our fault.
With the holidays coming up, I thought it might be a good time to show mom that I'm doing my absolute best to choose just one girl. With Sophia from Chapman entering the picture, I think I may put down the family-oriented booze activities and stay up past 5 p.m. on Thanksgiving just hanging with her. I may even stop chasing skirts. She surfs. She goes to school in California. She's the ultimate sweetheart. I'm doing my best to consolidate some of my funds to jet-set her right to Connecticut (I'm sure all of you are thinking the same thing). Consider my holidays set, and my whole family even more proud of what I'm bringing home.
Think you have a "Girl to Bring Home to Mom?" Reach out to me at matt [at] brobible [dot] com and we'll discuss. The submissions are great all-around, thank you for making hump day Wednesday my new Friday.
College/Current City: Chapman University in Orange, California.
Relationship status: Single
Dream Job: Professional Surfer or Journalist for Rolling Stone Magazine
Why will mom love you?
Mom will love me because I am smart, down to earth, and know my manners. At the same time, I am spontaneous, passionate, and really outgoing!
Which decision in your life made your own mom most upset with/disappointed in you?
This is an easy one! Choosing Chapman University meant that I would be leaving her back in Boston while I moved to sunny Southern California.
What shouldn't we tell Mom about you?
I am a total adrenaline junkie.
What would you do or say if Mom walked in on us having sex?
Well, all I can say is that a true Bro should definitely not be living with his mother...
Favorite food to cook?
Hmm it's a close call. I can whip up a mean Easy Mac, but Cup of Noodles is my specialty.
How does it feel to be the BroBible "Girl to Bring Home to Mom?:
I may be a total tomboy, but at the end of the day I like to think of myself as the kind of girl that any Bro would be proud of bringing home to Mom.
Paddling out for a sweet surf sesh with the Bro of my dreams followed by margaritas on the beach.