BroBible is proud to present our latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom: Kristen from Florida Atlantic University. This spicy chick originally hails from Georgia and considers being a stay-at-home mom a full-time career (standing ovation, please). Before Kristen, I knew next to nothing about FAU, and now it's safe to say I still know nothing, but she's all I need to be familiar with. Every Wednesday, we're introducing you to a new dream girl, like Kristen, who's so hot and cool that all your fellow Bros would be jealous if you landed her, but also so sweet and adorable that you wouldn't hesitate to show her off to Mom. Want to nominate a Girl to Bring Home to Mom? Ask her first! We're not into the whole steal-photos-off-of-Facebook-and-then-get-threatened-by-her-dad-and-the-authorities thing. We're only looking for girls who actually want to be featured as a BroBible Girl to Bring Home to Mom. So get her permission, then email us at contact (at) brobible (dot) com or matt [at] brobible [dot] com with your nominations.
College/current city: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, Fla.
Relationship status: Single
Dream job: Mother to my children and wife to my husband
Why will Mom love you?
Because she will never have to worry if her baby boy is being taken care of.
Which decision in your life made your own Mom most upset with/disappointed in you?
When I accepted her friend request on Facebook and she saw what I really do at college.
What shouldn't we tell Mom about you?
I work at Hooters!
See more answers to our questionairre plus more photos of Kristen after the jump...
What would you do or say if Mom walked in on us having sex?
Well, a true Bro should not still live with his parents so hopefully we wouldn't have to worry about that. Plus, only gdi's get walked in on.
How would you define a "Bro"?
A true bro dresses fratty, dips, drinks Natty and PBR like it's water, acts like a gentleman, and throws kick-ass tailgates. He loves to party but is smart enough to know the difference between a slampiece and a girl to bring home to mom.