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This Girl’s Sexy Ride on a Mechanical Bull Proves Every Strip Club Needs a Mechanical Bull

By / 08.27.14

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Old and busted: Stripper Poles

The new hotness: Mechanical Bulls IN EVERY STRIP CLUB IN ‘MERICA!

This girl is in no way a stripper (or that I can tell) but the way she rode this bull got old Boatshoe Bobby’s brain to thinking and when Boatshoe Bobby’s brain thinks, brilliant ideas usually come out. Like, installing mechanical bulls in every strip club in America.

You can thank me later, mechanical bull makers, by sending me royalty checks.


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Boatshoe Bobby
About Boatshoe Bobby... If you call me Robert I'll punch you smooth in the genitals. Also, I make a tasty paella. And boatshoes...I wear a lot of boatshoes.

I want more like this!

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