There she is, Miss America.

Her name is Mallory Hagan and she’s a 23-year-old fashion student living in Brooklyn. She originally hails from Alabama and moved to the Big Apple with less than $1,000 to her name.

Gee, we wonder how it all worked out for her.

One of her talents, besides wearing a bikini, is tap dancing.

She is also skilled at inducing boners and making this face when she’s happy.

Good choice? Bad choice? You tell us. 

[H/T: Gothamist]