There she is, Miss America.
Her name is Mallory Hagan and she’s a 23-year-old fashion student living in Brooklyn. She originally hails from Alabama and moved to the Big Apple with less than $1,000 to her name.
Gee, we wonder how it all worked out for her.
One of her talents, besides wearing a bikini, is tap dancing.
She is also skilled at inducing boners and making this face when she’s happy.
Good choice? Bad choice? You tell us.