On Friday the media crescendo leading up to Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton will finally come to a finale. Halle-f**king-lujah. As an American, I find it borderline unpatriotic to care about powerless figurehead monarchies and ring-kissing. However, not so much for my lass from across the pond, Lucy Pinder. She's celebrating this proud moment of British nobility by crowning herself as the "Queen of Boobs" in the pages of Nuts Magazine.