https://www.instagram.com/p/7jVpvAJcw-/
Don’t worry, Lindsay Lohan knows exactly what she’s doing.
Lindsay Lohan was in rare form over the weekend sharing several sexy photos (including a couple that might not have even been Photoshopped), but it was the bizarre rant that she posted along with one photo that has us scratching our heads.
Along with the sexy cleavage-filled photo you see below, LiLo dropped these nuggets on us…
they always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed 🔺to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… 🙏 #UnitedNations
Confused? So was pretty much everyone who commented on her post. Comments ranged everywhere from “Is this… A poem???????” to “is she okay? Lol” to “You need Jesus.” Not sure even that would help, but who knows?
https://www.instagram.com/p/7jhvbbpc3L/Of course, Lindsey wasn’t through with the cleavage shots. Why stop at just one, I always say?
https://www.instagram.com/p/7lDLVBJc7E/Much simpler and saner caption on that one.
Then she posted this photo of herself using a waist trainer while also saying that she loves her waist just the way it is. That doesn’t make sense either, right?
https://www.instagram.com/p/7lyKGCpc6P/Good butt shot though, even if my eyes believe the photo once again seems to have been manipulated a teeny bit.
So there you go. If you understood even 5% of what Lindsay was trying to say over the weekend I’d certainly love to hear your translation in the comments because I’m at a total loss.