If I Could Describe This Lindsay Lohan Photo Shoot In One Word, It Would Be Crotch-Spreading

I know it’s not a word I employ tremendously often, but really, the only word for this picture, albeit hyphenated, is crotch-spreading.

This photo of Lindsay Lohan is for Hunger Magazine, which apparently is going the Paper Magazine route of becoming famous, except with a much smaller celebrity and implied, not upfront, nudity.

The magazine says the interview with LiLo covers “her break with her past, and a need for change which has recently seen her move to London in search of a more peaceful existence.”

Yea. I’m sure we’ll all be reading that when it comes out. And just not looking for more photos.