We need new words to properly describe Lindsay Lohan’s unique beauty.
“Chimerical” definition (according to Dictionary.com) — adjective. 1. unreal; imaginary; visionary. 2. wildly fanciful; highly unrealistic.
Lindsay Lohan shared a photo today that had me searching for ways to describe her. That’s what I came up with: chimerical. Her beauty is all of those things: unreal, imaginary, visionary, wildly fanciful and highly unrealistic.
By the way, I consider all of those to be a compliment. This is LiLo we’re talking about here. She may look like she’s already lived three lifetimes, hell, she has! But our girl is still just 29-years-old until July 2nd, 2016.
I guess another word I could have used would have been “ageless” because you know when Lindsay is actually 50 and not just having days where she looks like she’s 50 she’s going to still be knocking it out of the park.
Too bad Playboy isn’t going to do nude pictorials any more. She looks primed for round number two. Such a treasure.
https://www.instagram.com/p/803VqoJc9p/That photo also allows me to address a few other photos of hers I have witnessed over the past few weeks. All of which I have questions about.
For instance, what is going on here? Is she topless? And why is it so blurry?
https://www.instagram.com/p/7EDhjqpc9v/And here… what exactly is going on here?
https://www.instagram.com/p/6-6d3hpc16/Then there’s this one. She says it’s to show off her fancy outfit, but c’mon Lindsay, we weren’t born yesterday.
https://www.instagram.com/p/72LuNPpc-y/And finally there’s this photo. How hot would it have been if not for those damn sticks.
https://www.instagram.com/p/70NcNfpcxY/That’s all I’ve got. Thank you for joining me in this journey.