Director Michael Bay has been making Victoria's Secret commercials for a long, long time. His latest 30-second spot features California stunner Lindsay Ellingson rocking some sort of sci-fi brassiere to amplify the size of her chest or something. The ad itself is quite hot; there's no denying Ellingson is a perfect 10. However, it's also explosion-free. I bring this important observation up because I'm of the school of thought that everything Michael Bay puts his lens to should be peppered with both hot girls and, action sequences, rocket fights, and fighter jets raining massive fireballs of justice from above. But, instead, this time he just gives us a hot blonde in her undergarments. Oh well.